Monday, December 23, 2013

Operation: 2

Operation: Fly Pelican FLY!

Did you know that "Q" stood for Cuban?

Scarface, was also Cuban...and he, though woefully misinformed of their name, liked flamingos. 

Thus I present to you the fine fund-raising art of "Flocking"

Step By Step Instructions HERE

As a city-girl, I don't really have the opportunity to attempt this precocious tactic...but I am terribly eager to see it employed! So much so I'd even chip in for materials, draw up documents, and/or make necessary calls!

If you knew Q, you'd know he'd have gotten a kick outta this!

Basically, you make money 3 ways:
1. people can donate to your cause in exchange for the dubious privelage of choosing the house that gets flocked.
2. "Victims" must pay a removal fee
3. potential victims will want to buy Flocking Insurance...selling protection, how very Al Pacino of you!

Believe it or not people have raised THOUSANDS of dollars through these playful campaigns!

Here are some places to purchase your birdies of burden:

Flamingo 2 packs

This Site has lots of options

Free shipping on these birds

a google search may reveal other sources

as for the certificates here's an example
notice
this should be edited to present our noble cause
Glorious!



Go Forth and Flock mighty Backstreet Soldiers
Wreak your plastic pink havoc in the name of our fallen hero!

and PLEASE, take LOTS of pictures!

**-Major General Rose, of the Backstreet Army



Say hello to my little friends!



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