Operation: 5

Operation: Shaken not stirred

i'm not as think as you drunk i am...

 Two words: Guest Bartending
It's fun. It's easy. and it's lucrative.

And depending on the joint you might even get to dance on the bar a la Coyote Ugly (my favorite thing to do ever!)

SIGN ME UP! WOOOOO!!

You don't even have to know how to make a drink (though it helps) because you'll be paired off with an experienced bartender.

You'll have to promote the night you'll be there.

You'll make cash tips you can use for donation.

You can even try to talk the owner into letting you offer a special cocktail that a portion of the proceeds will go to our cause!

You'll call it, the Q-LICIOUS.

Just take your favorite flavored rums, mix with a tropical fruit juice of your choice (pineapple, mango, papaya, whatever!) shake it up, pour it over ice and garnish with a cherry...cuz, well, I like cherries. 

Now if you happen to actually be a bartender already, then you may want to just incorporate the special drink idea, or have one night set aside for fundraising; maybe offer special bar snacks, order pizza for your patrons, give out shirts or key chains, have special entertainment, a raffle, a trivia night, or the aforementioned bar-top dancing, and charge a cover for the night. (the money from the cover charge would be the donation)

You can usually find local Guest Bartending gigs on craigslist, or just ask the owner at you fav dive if they'd like to give you a go for one night.

It'll be the first hangover you don't regret.

Have fun with this one Soldiers!
**-Major General Rose, of the Backstreet Army